The Gay Advice Fairy

Tell me what’s left you stumped or struggling this week and I’ll answer on Monday’s video!

All names are kept anonymous.

malfieislife:

I have a sunburn in my shoulders, arms and face. What should i do to, kinda, make less painful? 

When I was little, I would get sunburned at least once every summer. We used a product called “Cactus Juice” and it was incredible.

If you can’t find that, then Aloe Vera.

red-pixie-cuts:

Being afraid of thunder when you’re a kid is one thing, being afraid of thunder when you’re 17 is just..not.

If it makes you feel any better, I’m still terrified of insects at 22. There’s nothing wrong with being afraid. Don’t be embarrassed to ask for support.

greenskunk:

i’m homless and poor and i am a drifter amoung the streets from where i am. i was thinking about just saving up for a greyhound ticket and going some where completely random to be a homless drifter there. i sadly have never been oout of north dakota. where should one go?

New Orleans. It’s a great city with a highly eclectic community. It seems like a good fit for you.

marvellouslyexquisite:

My best friend is getting engaged. And I’m feeling horrible about it. He was my best friend through high school then we moved to different cities because uni. (In 2004) and then he confessed he loved me through high school and he said he still is in love with me. but i said we were just friends, i said i value our friendship more than anything that i can’t risk it. He said we would have been perfect.
Now, about 8 years later (we still talk every now and then) he said he is getting engaged. And i feel my heart is broken. I don’t know why. We have this total different lives. i don’t know. i’m just sad and i missed him. I miss him all the time. I want him to be my best friend again. I want him near me. But he is not.

Unfortunately, the romantic ship has sailed. You missed your chance and you’re just going to have to come to terms with that. He’s going to get married and doing anything to interfere would be wrong.

If you want to be friends with him just go for it - but make sure that you’re in it for the right reason. Also, be prepared for the possibility that his new fiancee might not like the idea of him talking the woman he was once in love with.

You’re not a bad person. As long as you follow this advice, “First do no harm” then you’ll be fine.

mointhemask:

the-insultana-of-ott:

oneneatmonster:

fandrogynous:

rakka-the-baka:

vantas-choice-ass:

adorabloodthirstyyy:

sassygaykankri:

vegayta:

aradiamegidoo:

8itchin:

jadepuppysprile:

abyl:

nepetabread:

yolo-frollo:

yaoibreasts:

gamsee:

davespritestrider:

brostrider:

cockstrider.

cockspritestrider 

cock

yaoicock

well then

cock-frollo

cockbread

cock

jadepuppycock

cockin’

aradiamegicock

vecockta

sassygaycock

adoracockthirstyyy

vantas-choice-cock

rakka-the-cock

cockdrogynous

onecockmonster

^how could you not have gone with oneneatcock???

the-insultana-of-cock

the-cock-in-the-mask

the-gay-advice-cock…

or the-gay-cock-fairy?

Anonymous asked: Thank you for posting the "Mitt Romney is a homophobe" set of pictures. As a gay male who proudly voted for Romney, I constantly need the reminder of the hate and ignorance that permeates the Left. It was a perfect example of small minded intolerance that spreads the concept that a person is BAD when they disagree with you on something (instead of just wrong). The fact that you have an advice blog is just the all-too-perfect cherry on top. You've turned my day around with your ignorance. <3 thx

You’re super-duper welcome, cupcake, and thank you for reminding me of the self-ignorant, cry-baby, martyr-on-the-cross bullshit spewed by Right-wing extremists like you.

You are aware that we held the election almost a month ago, right? And that America decided that Mitt Romney’s medieval views on social issues (which you inexcusably agree with) are irrelevant in the 21st century?

Also, if the idea of my advice blog is so laughable to you, why even bother submitting? I know you’re desperate for some scrap of self-esteem, but you’re clearly beyond help.

Get a life.

PS: I don’t buy your cutesy “<3 thx” bullshit. If you’re old enough to vote you’re too old for that mess.